The perjurer's mother told white lies.

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.

Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.

If you sit by the wayside waiting for Success, your knees will be too stiff to follow her when she passes.

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks.

We use religion like a trolley-car--we ride on it only while it is going our way.

Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

Happiness is a myth. It was invented to make us buy new things.

Just by doing what rich do... can make you also rich... Rich drink coca-cola so you can too!

No man hates God without first hating himself.

The myth-making about Appomattox started from the moment Lee left the courthouse on his horse to travel to Richmond.

Most of us would protest that of course we love our children without any strings attached. But what counts is how things look from the perspective of the children

There is too much repression and suppression in schools.

Some smaller crimes always precede the great crimes.

It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.

Leaders have to search for the heart on a team, because the person who has it can bring out the best in everybody else.

I hold it to be a proof of great prudence for men to abstain from threats and insulting words toward anyone, for neither diminishes the strength of the enemy.