The person who knows everything has the most to learn.

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.

The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

It is always dullest before the yawn.

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.

All the best firsts should be experienced at three a.m.

Energy is neither good nor bad. It just is.

Beyond our utmost wants His love and power can bless To praying souls he always grants More than they can express.

If you're going to choose to do something like the Paleo Diet, then you choose not to enjoy your nights out.

The songs came from a more solitary place and I hadn't played them with many people before recording. So I just added the layers of people who are in my life, and built up the songs.

He knows I rip him off every day. He's the godfather for me. Nobody can say they aren't influenced by what Stevie Wonder has done.

There's so much going on today. I continually hear, sometimes from artists, that everything's done. It's been done. I fail to see that.

I know I'm not gonna please everybody when I make a record. I don't let that affect any of my decisions.

In everything, without doubt, truth has the advantage over imitation.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.