The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

May the Creator ignite the spark of light within our soul.

A beautiful lady with an evil heart is like a hundred dollar note cut in two with one piece missing

Cartels have spread and will spread as long as the world lacks an effective mechanism by which balanced expansion may be achieved without a resulting disruption of prices.

And this is what you get for laughing at me." He pulled her up a few inches until his lips touched hers.

I went through this phase where I thought pink and purple matched. To dance class, I'd wear purple tights and pink leg warmers and paint my shoes purple. It was really odd.

I'm a bit like a sponge. When I'm not writing I absorb life like water. When I write I squeeze the sponge a little - and out comes, not water but ink.

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison.

As a pastor our main ministry is exhortation.

In the arts, you simply cannot secure your bread and your freedom of action too. You cannot be a hostile critic of society and expect society to feed you regularly.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.