The phrase "I dont know" is the most honest thing anyone could ever say.

The more you know, the more you know you know nothing.

There is nothing better than not knowing.

Emotion will never seize to prevail logic.

Propaganda is what gives us the freedom to do as we are told.

The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change.

Camhanach, it is a bargain as old as the world itself." He chuckled."Women want protection...men want a willing lass to warm their bed.

Never, ever become a writer. It's a nightmare.

My dear friend, we mustn't give them even the slightest excuse to judge us! Otherwise, we end up in pieces.

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.

Do not start a story unless you have an ending in mind. You can change the story's ending if you wish, but you should always have a destination.

Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel; our worst enemies are the intelligent and corrupt

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.

Every day is an opportunity disguised as a challenge.