The phrase "singular incredible life" seems to me that it applies more appropriately to Jane Goodall or David Attenborough, people I regard with awe and who stand for great humanism and knowledge.

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive.

The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.

I have all the patient to wait for what I want.

People do not have to be dreary to be good.

I guess just a lively imagination is the best effort an actor can have.

memory is so selective; wishful thinking presses it into service all the time.

I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

A forty and a blunt, that's all she really wants.

What fools are we, to be besotted with the love of our own trouble, and to hate our liberty and rest!

To me I seem to be constantly growing. I must respond to varying conditions, yet remain changeless within.

I tend to spiral out of control if I'm not working. I get panicked and don't know what to do with myself.