The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Since you can’t be influence by people who hate you, you cannot influence people you hate also.

Nothing is part of everything.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend.

There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season.

The essence of leadership is building bonds of trust in your organization.

Lessons hide in his wrinkles. Bells ding in the oldness of eyes. Did he by, any chance, tell children that there are such monstrous things as peace and goodwill...a corrupter of youth no doubt.

[Statistics are] the only tools by which an opening can be cut through the formidable thicket of difficulties that bars the path of those who pursue the Science of Man.

No partisan political activity transpired in my office during the recount period.

My Spanish is a daughter's Spanish. I write, but my Spanish really is very limited.