The physicist's greatest tool is his wastebasket.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Whoa, " said Nico as he climbed off the bus. "Is that a climbing wall?""Yeah, " I (Percy) said."Why is there lava pouring down it?""Little extra challenge..." - Percy

The devil lives in a double-shot", Roman explains himself obscurely. "I got a great worm inside. Gnaws and gnaws. Every day I drown him and every day he gnaws. Help me drown the worm, fellas.

Kill the snake of doubt in your soul crush the worms of fear in your heart and mountains will move out of your way.

When I die I'm going to dance first in all the galaxies...I'm gonna play and dance and sing.

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

But Paris was a very old city and we were young and nothing was simple there.

For Obama to save himself, he should be thinking about the example of an unlikely Republican predecessor: Richard Nixon.

"World War III, was the Cold War".

If you destroy the people of a company, you do not have much left.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.