The piano song that I do in the movie [The Hangover], it's a great example, that was never - that wasn't in the script.

That is why I fought against abortion and that is why if I were still in the Senate I would be doing everything I could to defend the sanctity of marriage.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun.

I feel like I'm worried about my later years in life because I feel like I'm using up so much good karma right now. There's going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road.

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.

Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill?

So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track.

Don't be afraid of fear. Because it sharpens you, it challenges you, it makes you stronger; and when you run away from fear, you also run away from the opportunity to be your best possible self.

This may come as a surprise, given the nature of my job, but I am very guarded and contemplative. I'm not a naturally boisterous person.

White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races.

It still surprises me when I find something in any North Carolina newspaper that isn't mad at me about something.

What is Hell like?" I blurted out before I could stop myself. Damn my curiosity. "You've never been there?" He eyed me suspiciously. Yeah, I went to Hell every summer for vacation.

If you want success and wealth, then stop spending too much time on cyber world.

Nothing is incidental.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

There are no fools so troublesome as those who have some wit.

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.

I shop a lot more for furniture than I do for clothes. I much prefer going to an antique shop full of obscurities.

If a woman goes out with different men on different days, women only will question her character and call her all sort of names.

In the desire of the One to know Himself, We exist.

Sometimes there's nothing you can do. [...] Sometimes they don't have enough to fight with.