The pianoforte is the most important of all musical instruments; its invention was to music what the invention of printing was to poetry.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.

Your church is a baby-house made of blocks.

Sacrifice still exists everywhere, and everywhere the elect of each generation suffers for the salvation of the rest.

And please, stay away from those books you devour. They are putting the most fantastical tales into your head.

Home is my Bethlehem, my succoring shelter, my mental hospital, my wife, my dam, my husband, my sir, my womb, my skull.

Forget what you are supposed to do, do what you want to do.

Football coaches don't have real problems.

No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.

I'm respected, I'm still working, what more could I ask?

God comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable.