The pimple is perfect.

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

Do you remember the time, Mike, ” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down eating sand.

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

Every time you do a good deed you shine the light a little farther into the dark. And the thing is, when you're gone that light is going to keep shining on, pushing the shadows back.

Today . . . when Satan worship is increasing at an alarming rate, we had better be aware of him, his origin, his aims, his abilities, and his limitations.

In marriage, God rarely starts with the issues on the table. He starts with the ones in our hearts

Though you see nothing, he is acting.

I realized someone else might tell you you're pretty. I'd do anything to keep you away from that person.

You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.

When the asana is correct, there is lightness, a freedom. Freedom comes when every part of the body is active. Let us be free in whatever posture we are doing. Let us be full in whatever we do.

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though.

I do have a lot of concerns but I am happy to say the Mets aren't one of them.

Every band always tells you to raise your middle finger.