The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter name." "I'll have to forget how to spell it.

Pilgrims were people glad to take off their clothing, which was on fire.

Life is like a cup of coffee: The more avidly you drink of it, the sooner you reach the dregs.

Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

We're all sinners. Everybody you meet all over the world is a sinner.

The purer the application of socialism, the worse the results, the purer the application of capitalism, the better the results.

I wouldn't say I was a born writer; I'm a born thinker.

You can have the platinum album, but when you still feel like you haven't quite found your place in the world - it kind of gives a crazy offset.

You're dead, Cordelia.' No I'm not. 'Yes you are. You're dead. Lie down.

You can always meet stupid people in your life journey; you should treat them like the way candle treats darkness: Illuminate them!

I've never had anything done on my face. I've never had dermabrasion or peels or injections of any kind, nothing.