The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

I want to live fast and die young.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Peace is present in every breath we take.Peace is present in every loving gesture we make.

When you are broken open you get to discover for the first time what is inside you.

The sarcastic little know-it-all needs help, does he?

The reward of art is not fame or success but intoxication: that is why so many bad artists are unable to give it up.

Human curiosity, the urge to know, is a powerful force and is perhaps the best secret weapon of all in the struggle to unravel the workings of the natural world.

The awe of God is wisdom.

It is a comely fashion to be glad; Joy is the grace we say to God.

I'm uncomfortable with being famous. I hate it. But I love making music. I love getting paid to do it, and I love getting on my boat after I get paid to do it.

In Spain, actresses work until they are old. That's my plan.

The greatest question of our time is not communism vs. individualism, not Europe vs. America, not even the East vs. the West; it is whether men can bear to live without God.