The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Straightforwardness intimidates people. They prefer the veneer, despite what they claim.

I live way below my means.

When you know that you can overcome challenges, you do gain that self-respect, and then you won't end up in a situation that you regret later on.

Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?

Why must we be eternally on our knees before the Kants and Hugos?

There's only one side with me. You get the right side. You get the correct version of the facts.

Intuitive listening requires us to still our minds until the beauty of things older than our minds can find us.

Once it is out of his hand the artist has no control over the way a viewer will perceive the work. Different people will understand the same thing in a different way.

England is safe, if true within itself.

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.