The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If God in all of His infinite power and love were real to us, the opinions of men, either for or against us, and the honor or dishonor they may bestow would shrink into nothingness in comparison.

You came here because we do this better than you and part of that is letting our creatives be unproductive until they are.

I want to wake up ev­ery day I have left to the warmth of your lips on mine, the sound of your voice singing next to me, the feel of your fin­gers on my skin and your heart beat­ing mu­sic with mine.

War grows out of the desire of the individual to gain advantage at the expense of his fellow man.

I probably never would have been hired on Broadway had I not moved out to L.A. and pursued acting and film, which is sad, really.

Failure is information-we label it failure, but it's more like, 'This didn't work, I'm a problem solver, and I'll try something else.'

I wished for her,” he says.

And again, as always, after so many years we were still in the same place we always were.

There is a hugely underserved population out there... those who are the least capable of paying pay the highest.

I had a cancer scare in the early 90s, and for a few months, I wondered if I would make it.