The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

Let the fear of a danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.

You're supposed to get tired planting bulbs. But it's an agreeable tiredness.

Garner knowledge, by any means possible

Any man who lives by his beliefs is to be admired, not mocked.

It takes a long time to publish a book.

It is not that I belong to the past, but the past that belongs to me.

There are many special interests skilful at manipulating circumstances and communications in such a way as to benefit their own ends and not necessarily the public good.

Classical theology has erred in its insistence that theology be 'God-centered,' not 'man-centered'.

Africa is wealthy in natural resources; the problem is they are not optimally utilized.