The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Its snaky acids kiss.It petrifies the will. These are the isolate, slow faults That kill, that kill, that kill.

I’m fading, Bethany, I know it. I think that’s what happened to my dad, that’s why I can’t see him. One day I’ll be so see-through that you’ll forget I was ever here, just like everyone else has.

How delicious is the winning of a kiss at love's beginning.

I would never like to endorse a fairness cream. I believe in natural beauty.

Virtue is indeed its own reward.

They [the English] have a special word, "civil," for what is elsewhere merely ordinary politeness.

I probably hit the ball as far today as I did 40 years ago. That just shouldn't be.

If you have to make laws to hurt a group of people just to prove your morals and faith, then you have no true morals or faith to prove.

You killed more people than anybody in history." "Be the best at whatever you do, that's what my mother always told me.

Reason may not always tell us what to believe, but it can help us on what we shouldn't believe.