The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Every book contains a secret – even the writer doesn't always know what it is.

That’s the difference between them and us. ‘Them’ view foxes as vermin, and ‘us’ identify with the fox.

Globalization ... is the most important change in the history of mankind, and often just the latest name for the conspiracy of the rich against the poor.

You may turn into an archangel, a fool, or a criminal—no one will see it. But when a button is missing—everyone sees that.

You don't have to live the blues to play the blues.

I dedicated myself to the game and never disrespected it.

O miserable man, what a deformed monster has sin made you! God made you "little lower than the angels"; sin has made you little better than the devils

All I really care about is that I'm being honest and I'm real and I'm coming from a real place.

I don't have a Wikiquotes page.

My future is in my past and my past is my present. I must now make the present my future.