The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

The truth is often one's best shield.

Everything cannot be possible without thinking that everything is possible!

People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted and at seeing it practised.

Depression is the inability to construct a future.

I have not suffered a lot for Christ, but I want to tell you that those times that I have suffered and I knew it was for Jesus, have been some of the happiest times of my entire life.

A real enlightened teacher is intense and they could care less what you think about anything at any time since you are lost in illusions.

I'm only interested in winning ball games and I can't be worrying about whether the sun's out or the moon's out.

Either you can do it or you can't. I think I can overcome anything I put my mind to.

I had to let my ego go a long time ago.

Lord Jesus, bring comfort to all those who mourn and peace of heart to those under pressure and tension, in Jesus Christ's name