The president's dead, no one can find his head, its been missing for two weeks. But no one seemed to notice it.

I'm an artist and that means I can be as egotistical as I want to be.

I'm not joking around when I've said occasionally, trying to learn how to play a D chord properly has been a very big thing for me.

Take a walk on the wild side.

One chord is fine. Two chords are pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz.

Perfect Night is minimalistic and that's what makes it so forceful.

Perfect Night has that magic and it has the raw energy that grabs you by the throat.

But I'm also talented and I know when I created something great and Perfect Night is something great, no doubt, no but.

Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

These are really terribly rough times, and we really should try to be as nice to each other as possible.

Just tell yourself they're only stories. Pamela K. Kinney (Spectre Nightmares and Visitations)

Have you seena dog lick the hand that thrashed it?!

Any coward can fight a battle when he's sure of winning.

One can never pay in gratitude; one can only pay 'in kind' somewhere else in life.

Remember sometimes just the rush of having a crush is a temptation, even if it is inappropriate, but beware of playing with fire, you will get burned.

Success comes from within, not from without.

This, in my judgment, is the highest philosophy: First, do not regret having lost yesterday; second, do not fear that you will lose tomorrow; third, enjoy today.

Failures and setbacks are a part of this experience, and it will remain in you as wisdom.

There are times when the adoption process is exhausting and painful and makes you want to scream. But, I am told, so does childbirth.

In the modesty of fearful duty, I read as much as from the rattling tongue of saucy and audacious eloquence.