The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I've always felt that I did well as a student because I lacked confidence.

Misery loves company.

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry.

In the heart of a human being, emptiness becomes love. When we touch that Source, instantly the love is present. Literally, the divine becomes human and the human becomes divine.

The money is better in films and television. But in terms of acting, theatre is more rewarding.

Why will people go astray when they have this blessed Book to guide them?

How can you look at the galaxy and not feel insignificant?

In the real world, immeasurable hurt is caused by terrorists based in Pakistan who attack countries like India.

I take it that didn’t go well. (Cassandra) About like walking into a bear cave covered in honey. (Wulf)

Chirren [children] is the most dangerous creatures on the earth, with the exception of young girls between the ages of fifteen and forty-two.