The price of ability does not depend on merit but on supply and demand.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

I hate war, for it spoils conversation.

Anythin' wrong leaves a kind of impression on the eye; brain trots along afterwards with the warnin'.

I was a newspaper editor in high school, and I truly thought of journalism as a career. I loved it.

Be hald, and your friends are many; Be sad, and you lose them all. There are to decline your nectared wine, But all you must drink life's gall.

There are some people who still feel threatened by strong women. That's their problem. It's not mine.

We need to make peace with who we are so insecurities don't become a distraction to how we live. Just because I sometimes feel insecure doesn't mean I have to be insecure.

For he, indeed, who looks into the face of a friend beholds, as it were, a copy of himself.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

All these screams All these voices in my head

There is none of my uncle's marks upon you; he taught me how to know a man in love; in which cage of rushes I am sure you are not prisoner.