The price of being the best is having to be the best.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

We keep moving forward, opening new doors and doing new things, because we're curious, and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool.

Health is a function of three things. 1. Luck 2. Genetics and 3. Choices in your lifestyle.

I'm a songwriter-I'm obligated to keep pushing myself.

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

The president cannot escape from his office.

I don't think of myself as a photographer. I've engaged questions regarding photography's role in culture... but it is an engagement with a problem rather than a medium.

Aerosmith-one of the 10 best bands today? Yeah definitely.

Nothing quells anxiety like action!