The price of freedom is the probability of crime. The price of protection is the probability of slavery.

Freedom, security, convenience - choose two

Work like Hell. Share all you know. Abide by your handshake. Have fun.

You have privacy if you retain the effective capacity to misrepresent yourself.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.

Not only don't diets work, they're actually designed to fail. It's not you or your lack of will power that's the problem. It's that diets by their very nature simply don't work.

Prosperity knits a man to the world.

To be honest, I think for part of my late teens my character didn't really develop very much. I was in a state of cold storage.

I want to open myself, let him inside. But how do I give what has already been taken?

To the proud, the applause of the world rings in their ears; to the humble, the applause of heaven warms their hearts.

I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like the pairings in the afternoon. I'm going to take what we've got.

Charm is a product of the unexpected.

If a jury of your peers finds you not guilty, I will reinstate you back into baseball.

I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.