The price of indulging yourself in your youth in the things you cannot afford is poverty and dependence in your old age.

Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own punishment in silence.

There is no weapon in the feminine armory to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile.

In a world where there is so much to be done, I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.

It is only the women whose eyes have been washed clear with tears who get the broad vision that makes them little sisters to all the world.

I have learned to live each day as it comes, and not to borrow trouble by dreading tomorrow. It is the dark menace of the future that makes cowards of us.

There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.

The comfortable and comforting people are those who look upon the bright side of life; gathering its roses and sunshine and making the most that happens seem the best.

It is a queer thing, but imaginary troubles are harder to bear than actual ones.

Nobody wants to kiss when they are hungry.

Drying a widow's tears is one of the most dangerous occupations known to man.

After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can't trust a person.

A golden spoon is useless when the soup bowl is empty.

To, nothing is more frightful than laughter.

No wars are more bitter than those undertaken in the name of religion.

The dead have nothing except the memory they've left.

Wisdom that don't make us happier ain't worth plowing for.

The spine is best at bearing a load in an arch

If you see a lonely tree in the middle of nowhere, plant a tree next to it!

I really just can't watch myself. I see all the machinery at work and it just drives me nuts.

But in the end all religions point to the same light. In between the light and us, sometimes there are too many rules. The light is here and there are no rules to follow this light.