The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of cheese to go through the roof.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Beauty often depends on not how you look but on who you are.

The papers say we're married, but it's the heart that writes the love story.

Today, may you be filled with an immense sense of inner peace, unity, joy & happiness.

If I have a cause, it's the cause of the teacher.

In the best of all possible worlds, February 14 is a pleasant and sentimental opportunity to lavish your partner with attention or move your relationship to the next level.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

There were people who incorporated melody before me, but I would deem myself the first person to successfully rap and sing.

People shouldn't be allowed to get married until it's too late to have kids.

The humble live in continuous peace, while in the hearts of the proud are envy and frequent anger.

Nobody loved her and she wouldn’t have liked it if they had, she considered love a serious disability.