The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.

Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

My college degree was in theater. But the real reason, if I have any success in that milieu, so to speak, is because I spent a lot of years directing, I spent a lot of years behind the camera

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

In a job you trade your freedom and time for money.

I know that when I read the Bible, my life is transformed. I think differently. I act differently. I talk differently.

If you were not a sinful, polluted, helpless, and miserable creature, this Savior would not be suited to you, and you would not be comprehended in his gracious invitations to the children of men.

The evil that men do lives on the front pages of greedy newspapers, but the good is oft interred apathetically inside.

Flowers are the free throw of love. You're looking for the clutch three-pointer from downtown.

He that hath promised pardon on our repentance hat not promised life till we repent.

I wish I could write while I'm on the road but it never works for me. I need to be sitting still.

Can the plural possessive express the feelings in your heart? If you don't learn art now, you will never learn to breathe!

Let every man remind their descendants that they also are soldiers who must not desert the ranks of their ancestors, or from cowardice fall behind.