The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

There is not a better time to start being the unique contribution that you are.

I would ask something more of this world, if it had something more.

Ladies love me I'm on my cool J

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

To restrict the artist is a crime. It is to murder germinating life

I am addicted to arrivals, to those innocent dawn moments from which history accelerates.

I was so scared about being discovered, but nobody came. Nobody heard. In my own ears, though, my sobs sounded primal and scary, like something I would have turned off if I'd been able to.

Virtue may be cheerful without forgetting its dignity.

We see Serbs as our spiritual brothers. And that is what is at the base of our relations today and in the future.

Women forget all the things they don't want to remember, and remember everything they don't want to forget.