The problem is the Democrat Party is not Bill Clinton's party anymore.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

There is no such thing as S CCESS without U in it!

Worry is a god invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse it takes away the appetite and turns the hair gray.

I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so in whining poetry.

Mathematics exists solely for the honour of the human mind.

What I would pay much more attention to are the few points where the player can inadvertently make a career decision. Most players end up back-tracking, though some actually enjoy this.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

As a working mum, it's really hard to find time in the day to just relax and take a break. I am constantly on the go.

Gardening has compensations out of all proportion to its goals. It is creation in the pure sense.

Not gold, but only man can make a people great and strong; men who, for truth and honor's sake, stand fast and suffer long.

You can't hold someone accountable for results if you supervise their methods.