The problem of reconciling human suffering with the existence of a God who loves, is only insoluble so long as we attach a trivial meaning to the word "love."

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Maturity: knowing where you're crazy, trying to warn others of the fact and striving to keep yourself under control.

This time should have been no different. But it was.

You can't make souffle rise twice.

I love what I do, but it is hard to have a personal relationship when you're never home.

When is the last time you saw a Lamborghini sale?

Insight cannot be taken back. You cannot return to the moment you were in before.

The art of a magician is not found in the simple deception, but in what surrounds it, the construction of a reality which supports the illusion.

What I find them struggling most isn't with one of the twelve [things from daily list]; I find them struggling with what decisions to make.

If you're not annoying somebody, you're not really alive.

It is much more intelligent, more practical, to be good rather than evil.