The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

YOU YOU YOUyour eyes, thick as a high school scrapbook crackling and yellow, curling at the edgesa book of myths in which i do not appear.

Civil liberty is only natural liberty, modified and secured by the sanctions of civil society.

Working in the entertainment industry exposes me to every current cosmetic fad.

In the past 3-4 years I've developed a habit of keeping numerous small cassette recorders in my house and in a bag with me so that I'm able to commit to tape memory song ideas on a constant basis.

The miracle of the Atonement can make up for imperfections in our performance.

It's my red hair that interferes with my good sense. All that color so close to my brain, it plum disorients me most days.

Every action alters the soul of the doer.

The curious company studies the anomalies or the unexpected findings. The company that isn't curious ignores them or punishes people who don't do exactly what they set out to do.

Vanity is normal in performers. Does it bother other people? All the time. But nine times out of 10, that says more about them than you.