The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

He used to say the uglier things are the longer they live, and the ugliest things live forever.

I would rather suffer with truth than celebrate with lies.

The study of history requires investigation, imagination, empathy, and respect. Reverence just doesn't enter into it.

To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.

Hills. We love them. We hate them. They make us strong. They make us weak. Today I chose to embrace hills.

You cannot take the mild approach to the weeds in your mental garden. You have got to hate weeds enough to kill them. Weeds are not something you handle; weeds are something you devastate.

If you're not adventurous, you're not really living, I think... especially in college.

Not to take this web of dualities as a sign we are on the right track would be a bit like believing that God put fossils into the rocks in order to mislead Darwin about the evolution of life.

Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary.

I had done the child acting thing, which is pretty much learning your lines, standing there looking natural, and having fun.