The problem with most Americans is that they don't like any question that takes more than ten seconds to answer.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

But you've reached them, and I've always wanted to reach people. I'm the first one to say I love my fans because they love that I took a chance.

If you want to feel a certain way, feel it now.

When all other hope is gone, our Father in Heaven provides the Lamb of God, and we are saved by his sacrifice.

I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.

If you cut a painter's hands off, he'd still feel the urge to pick up a brush.

Only emotion objectified endures.

I reckon if I ever marry, she will have to be a strong woman in a circus or something.

I really love Andrew Dominik's movies. When you work with someone whose movies you really love and who you have a lot of admiration for, you turn into putty in their hands.

The Equal Rights Amendment would "turn holy wedlock into holy deadlock."