The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Try evolving as much as you cry.

Being Irish, I always had this love of words.

The first snowball I froze was put in my mother's deep freeze when I was in my early 20s.

After Auschwitz, I no longer cry at funerals.

I spit honey out of my mouth: nothing is second-best after the sweet of Eros.

You never know what's hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way.

The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a drunk driving at high speed. The reality is that it was murder.

I would like to die as I have lived disappear among the tundra winds be transformed into birdsong

If you have love, you can correct people without saying anything to them because love is a supreme intelligence.

I do enjoy making videos, even though they are long days and very hard work.