The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

True genius can be identified by the fact that its expression changes the world into something it has never been before.

Adolescence is that time in your life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels.

The human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them.

Study what you love, and youll never have to work a day in your life. Itll be one great adventure.

If you are under the impression you have already perfected yourself, you will never rise to the heights you are no doubt capable of.

It's true that a picture is worth a thousand words, but it's also true that a word is worth a thousand pictures.

I heard sad choirs in my mind. There was nothing left of Rachel in the world. He cherished what he'd shown me, and now it was gone. Eureka.

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.

The opportunist thinks of me and today. The statesman thinks of us and tomorrow.

How happily some people would live if they troubled themselves as little about other people's business as about their own.

Above all, I shall see to it that the enemy will not be able to drop any bombs.

Don't take too much council from your fears.

The picture placed the busts between Adds to the thought much strength; Wisdom and Wit are little seen, But Folly's at full length.

I can't wait to see how Dan and I will look when we are older.