The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

The problem with this world is, everyone in it is 3 drinks behind.

In the end, that's what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of cynicism or a politics of hope?

Developing nations want to become developed nations.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

I didn't really grow up listening to blues, because I grew up in the Northwest. It wasn't really the center for blues.

I go through life with a smile because I know things can be worse than they are.

Recycle your pain, allow your pain to reach you to greatness.

Painful emotions show you what prevents you from creating harmony, cooperation, sharing and reverence for life.

You've got to have great athletes to win, I don't care who the coach is. You can't win without good athletes but you can lose with them. This is where coaching makes the difference.

I learned to love the feel of good words.

Do you think that love has to be requited to be genuine? On the contrary, it thrives on indifference.