The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

The point to life is not only to live it, but to enjoy it.

If they would all sleep all the time she wouldn't mind being their mother.

It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

They say fortune is a woman and capricious. But sometimes she is a good woman, and gives to those who merit.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

I have never wanted to claim I know what is best for Israel.

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

You're attractive because you don't know how attractive you are.

An once of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.