The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once that hour is solidified and recorded, I move on.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Oh yeah, "God is great!" Well, why an't you, mate?

I think children love reading, and they will make time for it if we put the right books into their hands. And I hope I get the chance to keep being one of the people that writes them.

It is essential to link enterprises on the basis of objective laws of a socialist economy and legal system.

In this world, not everything will be won by justice. If you want to win, you have to learn how to cheat. (Nana)

You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

Without being in constant exchange with the rest of the cosmos, you cannot exist. The idea of individuality is an illusion.

Despite the never ending play of conscious correction and instruction, the surrounding atmosphere and spirit is in the end the chief agent in forming manners.

God is more lasting than the white man.

I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it.

You don't need a time machine if you know how to remember.