The proof that a philosopher does not know what he is talking about is apt to sadden his followers before it reacts on himself.

A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.

All experience is an arch, to build upon.

The Indian Summer of life should be a little sunny and a little sad, like the season, and infinite in wealth and depth of tone, but never hustled.

One friend in a life-time is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim.

Chaos was the law of nature; Order was the dream of man.

One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible.

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.

They know enough who know how to learn.

The American President resembles the commander of a ship at sea. He must have a helm to grasp, a course to steer, a port to seek.

Some day science may have the existence of mankind in its power, and the human race commit suicide, by blowing up the world.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

In the light, he looked like a fallen angel asked to return to Hell.

When I play with my cat who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?

Health is a function of three things. 1. Luck 2. Genetics and 3. Choices in your lifestyle.

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

The most miserable man or woman is the one who knows what is right and does not do it.

No culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive.

Sadness of any sort is also seductive, particularly if it seems deep-rooted, even spiritual, rather than needy or pathetic—it makes people come to you.

I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.

God created woman to tame man.