The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.

We might be all alone in the world, en effet, but that doesn't mean we have to be lonely.

Commitment is a thing of choice

If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has.

I can work for the Lord in or out of prison.

People who have experienced nothing love to tell stories while people who have experienced a great deal suddenly have no stories to tell at all.

For man, maximum excitement is the confrontation of death and the skillful defiance of it by watching others fed to it as he survives transfixed with rapture.

I think it's all a coincidence. I've pitched some poor games here and got a no-decision. But just give me the ball. I don't care where I pitch.

It's always marketeers building their own careers.

You pray best when the mirror of your soul is empty of every image except the Image of the Invisible Father.