The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly everybody will side with you when you are in the right.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When trust is broken, sorry means nothing.

A book read by a thousand different people is a thousand different books.

Elders in the dark see better than children in the light.

Family always gonna be there. The material things, they come and go.

Excellence is an art won by training and habituation.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

It makes you famous, you get money from it, you go on and do the best you can, but it really is dreadful that people don't know your name.

My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that's my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her.

The old fellow who was cadging drinks from me the other night at the Cafe Royal told me he had known Julian Bern's people in the old days at Rome.

I lived in Alabama and Georgia, and the people in the south are wonderful. It's God, faith, family, country.