The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.

If something's bound to happen, it will happen.. Right time, right person, and for the best reason.

However dark our lot may be, there is light enough on the other side of the cloud.

I'm with Houston now. I just have to come in here and play hard and win games.

Some people spend their lives failing and never notice.

He who gets the better of an irascible temperament conquers his worst enemy.

As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn, The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

Many Of Them Have Things -- What They Lack Is The Richness Of Spirit

Know and believe in yourself and what others think won't disturb you.

I have a much greater ambition to be the best racket player than the best prose writer.