The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born.

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.

Theater is, of course, a reflection of life. Maybe we have to improve life before we can hope to improve theater.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

The happy people are those who are producing something.

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so.

A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.

Take away fear, and the battle of Freedom is half won.

Experience proves that none is so cruel as the disillusioned sentimentalist.

It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.

Democracy is only an experiment in government, and it has the obvious disadvantage of merely counting votes instead of weighing them.

The Maker knows the motives of men's hearts.

Variety is the mother of Enjoyment.

The country we carry in our hearts is waiting.

There's a little treat I like a lot called Bollycao. It's like a brioche with chocolate inside, but industrial.

We have now reached a turning point in the struggle between freedom and terror.

For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of a shadow. For a moderately autistic kid the best prognosis is full recovery.

The spirits perverse with easy intercourse pass to and fro, to tempt or punish mortals.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

I love that it's such an uncynical film [Swiss Army Man]. I think it's got a lot of love in there, and I think that's a nice thing in this day and age.

Is not every meanest day the confluence of two eternities?