The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]

A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.

DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death

William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir."Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.

. . . Mrs. Arcanum considered foreign parts only marginally less unspeakable than private parts. . .

Know who you are, what your potential is and press towards it with all that you have within you

Evil is retributive: every trespass slips fetters on the will, holds the soul in durance till contrition and repentance restore it to liberty.

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain't bad yeah, Cedric the Entertainer.

I don't know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn't know who she is.

I do not regard flesh-food as necessary for us at any stage and under any clime in which it is possible for human beings ordinarily to live, I hold flesh-food to be unsuited to our species.

Always listen to what people need rather than what they are thinking about us.

The world changes when there's music in it.

I'm now convinced that I'm a doctor. I mean, if someone says they have a pain, I'm like, 'Well, that's your spleen.'

The Gospel is ‘Good News’, not ‘Good History’, because when it’s preached, it happens.

Until we recognize the essential role of biology, our attempts to truly unify the universe will remain a train to nowhere.