The purpose of a tax cut is to leave more money where it belongs: in the hands of the working men and working women who earned it in the first place

I think one of life's great milestones is when a person can look back and be almost as thankful for the setbacks as for the victories.

Our intent will not be to create gridlock. Oh, except maybe from time to time.

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

All the wisdom doesn’t reside in one party.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

When it's all over, it's not who you were ... it's whether you made a difference.

If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.

I used to think that seniority was a terrible thing when I didn't have any.

There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and...evil.

Resolute, responsible, determined, knowledgeable, and perceptive

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

There's nothing man ever dreams of that God hasn't already thought of!

We lie. That's what we do. You're selling me a line of bullshit and you want me to sell you a line of bullshit back so you can write a major line of bullshit and be paid for it.

When the clock Tick Tocks the party never stops!

The United Nations is proud to have the Adopt-A-Minefield Campaign as a partner.

All mankind is us, whether we like it or not.

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.

On reaching a certain degree of pain we lose the world.

There's not much money in Tallahassee. Not many people can leave Tallahassee because they don't have the means.