The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Eating people is wrong...

A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!

A teacher who loves learning earns the right and the ability to help others learn.

A child cannot pay for its mother's milk

I have no hankerin’ for thrills if needs be sought in the heavens. I shall keep my feet firmly planted in contentment.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

We need to have a strong economy that can create employment opportunities and that can also produce the revenue that we need to defend our country at home and abroad.

Music is decisions, and I decide for me what are brilliant decisions.

And that, Annette, is called Pilates

The conquest of fear yields the courage of life. That is the cardinal initiation of every heroic adventure-- fearlessness and achievement.

How do I get better once I've had the best?

Sometimes it's hard to accept one's inner weirdo.