The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Stay hopeful.

Steve Jobs was a pretty complicated character and somewhat a psychologically complicated guy.

How'd it feel?" Rube asked himself. "I don't know exactly, but it made me want to howl.

I actually got a nice surprise about being a mother because I expected it to be harder and to have to make more adaptations.

There are no plans in President-elect [Donald] Trump's policies moving forward to touch Medicare and Social Security.

Our experience with knowledge, the way we know things, is not that neat. It doesn't fit into a grand narrative, the way we've been taught to read.

Go to your banquet then, but use delight So as to rise still with an appetite.

Small choices add up and each positive choice you make increases confidence and dispels fear.

What power is it which mounts my love so high, that makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye

Those who live simply are often pure, while those who live luxuriously may be slavish and servile. It seems that the will is clarified by plainness, while conduct is ruined by indulgence.