The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

We are all created by desire and we all die because of desire.

Books aren't written - they're rewritten. Including your own. It is one of the hardest things to accept, especially after the seventh rewrite hasn't quite done it.

Art is the reflection of an imaginative mind.

How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” “Well, some people use their imagination.” – Gaston & Belle

Just as the universe is in constant flux, so too are we in constant change, and we must accept that.

Stars do not shine on their friends alone.

I played a lot of the original Fight Night. I think the depiction of Trinidad in the game was awesome.

I don't understand why Italians should be bound to Brussels's choices without being able to express themselves through a referendum.

I don't really have hobbies. Сombat arts was a hobby that became a career.

Honestly, it’s so easy to get what you want from people if they think you’re a psycho.