The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

So much of what happens by chance forms what becomes your life.

Flew concluded that research into DNA had 'shown, by the almost unbelievable complexity of the arrangements which are needed to produce life, that intelligence must have been involved'.

Obviously we're a consumer nation and you have the power to influence these big corporations who are running the world right now through what you chose to, or not to, purchase.

I wanted to write and direct movies and not be forced to adapt them from a bestselling book.

Take note of what's around you and maximise sensory pleasure.

Politics are a labyrinth without a clue.

I prepare myself in the summer to play 48 minutes. It's not a logical goal, but that's the way I prepare.

I don't watch a lot of reality TV.

I always prefer to work in the studio. It isolates people from their environment

Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.