The pursuit of pleasure must be the goal of every rational person.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

The road to Hell is paved with the best of conscious intentions.

sometimes bravery lies in stepping down from the last step for the better result of mankind and that's where life differentiate between best and the great ones.

Tyranny is yielding to the lust of governing.

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

Market forces do not make cities, they destroy them

I came up with my own 'Dream Shake' I guess - the white version.

It is not possible for minds degraded by a host of trivial concerns to ever rise to anything great.

In a poem the words should be as pleasing to the ear as the meaning is to the mind.

God doesn't want us to just feel gratitude, but for us to show it by giving thanks to God with our lives.

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.