The quality of mercy is not strained

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

A wise man need only the guidance of his own heart.

Lords of melody and song, Lords of roses burning bright, Blue will right the ancient wrong, Though the way is dark and long, Blue will shine with loving light.

The problem is normal was'nt in my DNA. I was destined to be forever freakish.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

Oh! what a luxury it is to weep, / And find in tears a sad relief!

My favorite duo since Thelma and Louise. They got chops, heart, and soul stirring harmonies.

Freedom is Letting Go.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

The strength and vitality of an empire is frequently due to the new aristocracy from the periphery.